Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James

If anyone is contemplating picking up this book to find out what the hype is all about, please, please, please do yourself a favour & don't bother. You will not forgive yourself the time wasted. It is pure unadulterated trash, & very badly written trash at that! And I'm not going to bother with a review as I've already wasted too much time on this idiocy masquerading as a book as it is.

It's part of a trilogy, you say, & perhaps redeems itself in its later installments? Well, that's just too bad. I've had enough!